Just Asking Threads isn’t your typical MSM immigration success story. It’s a narrative about two military-aged, radically awake young men coming to America with a dream.
When Dug Duchamp and Anthony Anderson first met selling knockoff merch in a parking lot outside a Montreal Expos game, they shared a vision. A vision that echoes the successful tandems of Hewlett and Packard, Ben and Jerry, the Olsen twins, and of course, Chip and Pepper. For Dug and Anthony, that vision was about affordable, high-end T-shirts with an everlasting brand that made you think.
“No one is going to tell me what I can and can’t think or wear,” Anthony once fumed to Dug outside a Canadian Human Rights tribunal court where the state had just ordered him to stop publishing zines about the scamdemic. And just like that, Just Asking Threads was born.
Forced into self-exile, the fashion dissidents worked out of a shack two blocks north of Miami Beach, juggling their Human Rights victim-impact support payments and their innate awesomeness with their edgy yet misunderstood clothing line. Incredibly, while living out of Dug’s 2006 Corolla, they printed their first design on a discarded bedsheet using a can of house paint and a spatula.
No strangers to working outside the system since their early-2000s indie cult film classic, Grimace Ate the PROMIS Software, Dug and Anthony are now bringing quality conspiratainment couture to hard-working, truth-questioning folks around the world.
With honor degrees from the University of Life, like most hard-working American immigrants, they had trouble making ends meet. Often skipping meals at Chick-fil-A (Mandela Effect spelling) to afford business materials and a digital subscription to Coast to Coast AM, but, like all amazing success stories in the land of MAGA opportunity, they eventually landed on their rightful pillow of the American Dream.
Self-proclaimed experts in the field of conspirology, Florida’s favorite adopted sons have all the new top hits and the timeless classics that include: WEF/UN/NWO, 9/11, Flat Earth, Crisis Actors, Aliens, 15-Minute Cities, NASA lies, cryptids, Continuity of Government, Charlie Kirk is Alive, and of course, space being fake.
“These T-shirts, hats, mugs, and tea cozies are saying what everyone’s Facebook grandma is posting. The truth,” explains Anthony while sipping a Mai Tai poolside in his Miami McMansion.
Today, Just Asking… is a global enterprise, shipping worldwide from its Burmese-inspired clothing factory in Moscow, Ohio, featuring designs from international artists like Chynna Banksy, the second cousin twice removed of the famous UK street artist.
Understandably, Just Asking… is currently one of the most sought-after clothing manufacturers, with custom requests from third-world despots to the Frauen-Bundesliga. Despite all their success, Dug and Anthony have never forgotten their humble beginnings… or their loss in a Human Rights tribunal.
Hola, Bonjour, Guten Tag, and welcome to Just Asking Threads.